Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Valid identification
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
How can you tell if you are at a bulemic bachelor party?
How can you tell if you’re at a bulemic bachelor party? The cake jumps...
Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
Practicing My Art
In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...