Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
A suitable transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
What’s a glow worms favorite song?
|What’s a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!