Remember When (Classic)
A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show A window was...
Does your dog bite?
|A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with...
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\’t like your kid.
Top 10 signs Santa doesn’t like your kid:10. Kid’s letter to North Pole comes...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
Real news headlines 09
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Bible church’s focus...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...