Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
How To Satisfy…
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMANCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support,...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Love Thy Husband
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, he doctor...
New Chemical Element Discovered
New Chemical Element Discovered The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered byinvestigators...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
Santa in Ethiopia
Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...