The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Purchasing power of burgers
|Cologne, May 27 dpa – The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based...
Bill and Hillary…
Hillary Clinton is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a...
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...