Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
Robbed A Bank
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
Iraqi Pilots
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter...
Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...