A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
A minister was asked by a politician…
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help...
The Laws of Work…
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
45 Cool Things To Do In A College Dorm Shower Stall
1. Enter the stall, shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming,...