Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
Fun Test!
TEST:******************************************************************* DO NOT SKIP AHEAD. Read this message ONE LINE AT A TIME and...
Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
keep flies out of the kitchen
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What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS
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Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Newfie goes skydiving
|A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and...