Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
Bathroom?
Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive...
OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven…
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with...