How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...
Because they squeak!
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The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Computers: Male or Female?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate…
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...