A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
Camel Questions
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks,...
Post Election Toast
The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...
A man was being interviewed for a job…
A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask...
Why is it so hard
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,...