Marriage Anonymous
With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed...
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...