Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
Disorder in Court
From a little book called “Disorder in the Court”. These are things that people...
Living with the Wolf Man
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office....
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
M and M’s are too smart!
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory?...
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...