Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
Slow golfers are ahead of us
|Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch....
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
Money from Minsk
The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M’s Factory?She threw away all the...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Penuts! Popcorn!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience...