You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
The long and short of it!
A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the...
A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day…
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend...
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road…
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, “I`ve...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road…
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving...
A very insulting parrot
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