Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
The bored Swede
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
What costume?
A black couple we’re invited to a Halloween party and were trying to decide...