Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
A wild party
Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Chief wants beer!
An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
Found In Superman’s Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.
After Man, God Said…
What did God say after he created man?”I can do better than this” and...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...