A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
A New Priest
A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes...
3rd Graders
There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the...
CelebRate!
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee,...
Signs that you may be a drunk!
*** Signs that you “just might” have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...