Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
VanGogh Family
Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here’s a listing of some of...
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose?
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose? They couldn’t close...
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
A Chicago man in hell.
A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes...
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left...
Christmas Jokes – Question and Answer
|Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What’s the most popular wine...