Card games
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
Say Again?
A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...