Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
Tricked Him
One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with...
Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...
How all careers end
|How careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern...