I’m Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
|10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report...
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|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
I’m going to a lecture
|The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car...
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs…
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach,...
Words From Famous Women
Words From Famous Women … “I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes...