Bouncing Baby
A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse...
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
New Treasury Bonds
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...