What is the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Mark Your Calendar
A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I’m telling...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
He’s Light Of Her Life
A good husband is the light of his wife’s life. But some wives are...
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Car Acronyms
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