Ladies Track
What’s the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee’s?The pigmee’s...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1)...
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
The ugly kid!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...
Show him your cross
Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their...
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to…
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out...
A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...