Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Cheap plastic rings
|A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store. As the groom enters...
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...
Hungry Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a...
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
A yard sale
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill…
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hillin the Highlands....
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”