Pirate Joke
What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
4 Doctors talk Politics!
An Israeli doctor said, “Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Robbing a locked bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...