Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her...
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...