cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...