God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch…
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch. When they reach their...
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Big Ron
|Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today.”I’ll do...
First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...
Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...