Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Disorderly conduct
|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct...
Bigfoot Blonde
Q: What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has...
Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...
It all adds up!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called...
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure…
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state,...