Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Get money to heaven
|A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined...
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....
Life’s Achievements!
Most of us understand that our self worth and feelings of achievement change as...
Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...
baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”