One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Name It
After a hot, hard day’s work Joe went into a bar to quench his...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
Dem’ smart city folk
|A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor...