ELEMENT: WOMAN
ELEMENT: WOMANSYMBOL: WO DISCOVERER: ADAM ATOMIC MASS:Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary...
Pre-Mammogram Exercises!
*** Pre-Mammogram Exercises! ***Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there’s no...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
God made a man and then rested…
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...