Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
Jose can you see!
A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
And Jesus said unto his disciples…
And Jesus said unto his disciples, “Whom do men say that I am?”And His...