Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck…
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
The
And God Created Woman. And She was Good. She had 2 arms, 2 legs...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front…
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
Gay man’s last fun
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent...