One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party…
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry...
Giving
The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
Top ten reasosn why it’s great to be American
You can have a woman president without electing her You can spell colour wrong...
Quick Thinking!
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...