I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Difference Between Nun and Bathtub
What’s the difference between a woman in the bath tub and a nun?The nun...
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
Canadian driving!
How to identify a Canadian driver:1. – One hand on wheel, one hand on...
Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost...