Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
The devil’s offer
|The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
Pilot On Drugs
“Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs”10. All the in-flight meals are...
There is a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands…
There’s a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy...
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...
Oprectomy
Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. BOSTON, MA. 02115 DATE:____________NAME:ADDRESS:Please be advised that your...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...