Elton John
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Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
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Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
Two men camping
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Country Name
The kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encyclopedia page picturing several national flags....
The worst racist joke
So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is...
GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...