Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
There were two cats that enjoyed running together…
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called...
Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
Bouncing Baby
A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
M and M’s are too smart!
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory?...