Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
A man was leaving church one day…
A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door...
Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Signs and notices 14
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean…10. I think...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.