Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
4 Doctors talk Politics!
An Israeli doctor said, “Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...