The Zen Master is visiting New York City…
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to...
Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
Four married guys go golfing…
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy:...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Silly superstition
“Say, how old are you anyway ?” the reporter asked as theobviously young lass...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Cheap Beer
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Who won the race?
Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians. They are on a race...