When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
On Jeopardy
On Jeopardy…TREBEK: The category is “Political Subversion”. The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
Helpful Tips To Make Life Simpler
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...