What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer…
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so...
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
We Don’t Argue
Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not...
Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...