Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
Tough Stuff!
A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox...
Daylight Savings Time Reform
Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S. Holmes, RICH@suhep.phy.syr.edu It happens every...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Kentucky Crazy Law
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living...
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
Eating the piece of fruit
|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train....
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
Knock Knock Jokes 2
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aries! Aries who? Aries a reason why I talk this...