A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...
The three survivors of the shipwreck…
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck…
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of...
Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...