Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Little johnny at school 2
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him...
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
Mercy Hospital
Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart...
The doctor took Bill into the room and said…
The doctor took Bill into the room and said,”Bill, I have some good news...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!