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The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...
Polish Power Outage
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Men At Singles Bars
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Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
What is the…
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Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Making cars drive
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A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy...
Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!